80's Commercials Disc 39 DVD

The bumper that promised the night was about to get cinematic. Settle in, dim the lamp, and let the network roll out a feature presentation worth staying up past the news for. A sun-bleached western opener teasing big-screen action straight from your living room console. Saturday night never sounded better than the swell of that orchestral cue. Mustache, cowboy hat, and a knowing grin promising adventure once the dishes were done. The kind of bumper that made you reach for a fresh bowl of popcorn. Bold magenta letters announcing tonight's headliner. Kick off your sneakers, claim the good chair, and let the credits roll.

Frank and Ed return with their easygoing pitch for the wine cooler that took the country by storm. Pull up a porch chair and thank you for your support. Spectacles down, ledger open, the boys reading off the latest fan mail with their signature deadpan charm. Berry flavor, plain talk, and homespun ad gold. Frank pitches and Ed nods along while the cardboard signs around them tally up the rave reviews. A masterclass in soft-sell wine cooler salesmanship. The boys wrap things up with another quiet thank you to the loyal cooler crowd. America's most polite ad pitch, brought to you from the front porch.

A wide-eyed sister tiptoes downstairs to the smell of fresh brew and the unmistakable sound of family. The best part of waking up was always Folgers in your cup. Older brother home from the journey, kettle whistling, and a hug waiting in the kitchen. Pure morning magic packed into sixty seconds of coffee aroma. Mountain-grown coffee bringing the whole household downstairs in their robes. Warm mugs, warmer reunions, and a jingle that lives in your head forever.

Curly-haired cutie clutching her doll while dinnertime sizzles in the background. When it says Ore-Ida, it's all-righta with the whole family at the table. Mom and the little ones gather around a steaming plate of golden Tater Tots. Crispy outside, fluffy inside, and unanimously kid-approved. Doll in arms and a smile on her face as the freezer-aisle favorite hits the table. Frozen potato magic that made every weeknight feel like a treat.

Tiny toes and a fresh diaper change set to the soft glow of nursery lamplight. The disposable that promised drier nights and happier mornings for tired parents.

A mother cradles her newborn close after bath time. Soft skin, sweet scent, and the gentle promise of Mennen's most tender little brand.

The signature pink bottle takes center stage with a sleepy infant tucked against mom. A bedtime ritual built on bubbles and lullabies.

Tiny ballerinas pirouette across a gleaming kitchen floor while mom shows off her shine. The disinfectant powerhouse that left every room smelling country fresh.

The ball-cap wearing pitchman talks straight about big appetites and bigger portions. Frozen dinners built for guys who came home starving after a long day. That iconic compartmented tray brimming with meat, peas, beans, and mashed potatoes. Pop it in the oven and dinner is served, cowboy-sized. Salt-of-the-earth spokesman wraps up the pitch with a smile and that familiar S logo. Honest food for honest hunger straight from the freezer aisle.

The slow-burn romance of Tony and Fiona unfolds over a fresh cup of instant coffee. The freeze-dried serial that had America glued to their televisions. A countryside ride and stolen glances over the equestrian trail. The continuing story that turned coffee commercials into appointment viewing. Romance, suspense, and a smooth roasted aroma carrying the storyline forward. The brand that proved soap operas belonged in the coffee aisle too.

The slim VHS deck with its sleek remote ready to record every favorite show. Home video freedom delivered in handsome black plastic.

The big red showroom doors swing open for another weekend of deals. Appliances, audio, and video all under one roof for the intelligent shopper.

Golden mountain script glistening across the screen between sips of premium draft. Rocky Mountain refreshment with a richer, fuller flavor.

An ice cold longneck pours into a frosty glass while the neon sign glows. The taste of the high country brought right to the corner tavern. A perfect pour, a perfect head of foam, and a satisfied patron raising the mug. The beer that made the high country feel like home.

The drugstore aisle pitch with a smiling young woman pointing out the new improved formula. Fights odor and wetness ordinary sticks can't. A circled label and a big yellow burst announcing the next-generation deodorant. Sweat-stopping power for active eighties lifestyles. The full lineup of solid sticks lined up in formation across the screen. Everyday confidence packaged in cheerful yellow and green.

An older gentleman lifts the lid and breathes in that familiar mountain-grown aroma. Coffee moments that bonded the whole family across generations.

The slick blue and red tube promising the most fluoride for that winning eighties smile. Bright teeth, fresh breath, no chalky aftertaste. Bold bordered packaging takes over the screen with the dental insurance pitch. Strong protection at a price the whole family could afford.

The amber liquid swirls in slow motion before that bracing tingle you can almost feel. Kills germs that cause bad breath and tartar plaque. An honest dose poured into the cap and held up to the camera. Use as directed for the morning mouth treatment that means business. The signature golden caps lined up like artillery against bad breath. Generations of bracing freshness in every brown bottle. It is not visible but you can feel the difference once that signature burn kicks in. The mouthwash that always meant business. Crisp graphic typography reminds you what the brand has been doing for a hundred years. Long-trusted germ-killing power in a pour-through cap.

A rocket-fast Cutlass tears across the desert with horsepower to spare. Get yours from your friendly local Oldsmobile dealer this weekend. Gold lettering on a deep navy banner announcing the regional dealer alliance. Drive home in a brand new Olds with the keys in your hand today.

Kids strap on cardboard 3D glasses as Captain Eo dazzles inside Tomorrowland. The Magic Kingdom turning thirty and the party is just getting started. Mickey waves from a parade float surrounded by cheering park guests. Pack the family wagon and head south for memories that last a lifetime. The castle gates and that famous cursive logo invite you in once again. Seven days a week of magic beginning this March.

A jogger pounds the pavement before reaching for the trusted Mennen antiperspirant. The active man's defense against a long sweaty day. The block-lettered package gets a hero shot in the locker room. Dependable protection a man could actually trust.

The cool blue aftershave bottle takes a bow on the bathroom counter. That bracing splash that finished off every clean shave.

Cindy Crawford flashes that million dollar smile in soft golden lighting. Easy breezy beauty that made every drugstore aisle a runway.

A bright kitchen and a friendly chef showing off the can with a flourish. Wholesome lunches in minutes for hungry families.

If you can't tell it from homemade, it's probably Home Cookin'. A steaming bowl on the table beside grandma's familiar handwriting.

A summer downpour catches a couple laughing as they dash for cover. The Silver Bullet bringing the right beer for the right moment. Friends huddle under a soaking newspaper while the Coors Light banner pops on screen. It's the right beer now and the rain is barely a problem. A buddy raises his bottle in toast to the gang as the storm passes. Fewer calories, full taste, and friends who never let you down.

The signature gold seal floats over a sun-drenched California vineyard. Mountain Chablis poured for a softer, more romantic evening. A couple kisses against the backdrop of the Golden Gate Bridge at sunset. The Bay Area wine that turned weeknights into anniversaries. A delicate balloon glass swirls a glowing pour of Mountain Burgundy. The taste of California celebration in every elegant sip.

Big balloons bob over a packed lot full of fresh inventory. Mega Sale weekend means every customer drives home with a deal. Tuxedoed pitchman rolls out a wedding-style cake for the showroom kickoff. A celebration of low payments, high trade-ins, and ribbon-cut savings. Same smiling spokesman wraps the segment with a thumbs up to the camera. Hurry in before the doors close on this one-time sales event. Yellow neon Mega Sale signs cover every windshield in the inventory lot. Spokesperson stands by the phone number that rings straight to the floor manager. Phone number 932-2900 burned into the bottom of the screen. Call right now and lock in the lowest sticker price in town. The blonde co-spokesperson waves shoppers in past the balloon arch. End of the month means rock-bottom prices on every model on the lot.

The clock hits ten o'clock and the marquee neon flickers on. A late-night drama special promising secrets, scandals, and after-hours intrigue.

Dusty cowboys ride hard across the open range in the prestige mini-series promo. The epic Western event that captivated America for four straight nights. Bearded ranchers strike rugged poses against the South Texas sky. A sweeping cattle-drive saga based on the Pulitzer-winning novel.

The pink bottle gets twisted open for relief from nausea, heartburn, and indigestion. Coats, soothes, and protects the stomach in five symptoms flat. A pretty young woman in pink holds the iconic bottle with a smile of relief. The pink stuff that came through every Thanksgiving.

An office worker reaches for the trusted blue box after one too many slices. Plop, plop, fizz, fizz to the rescue once again. Office buddies share a chuckle as the tablets dissolve into a fizzy glass. Fast relief for an upset stomach with the headache to match.

The bright red gum pack pops onto screen with that crisp peppermint snap. A breath-freshening break between meetings that everyone could appreciate.

The discreet green tub takes a bow with its medicated pad pitch. Pre-moistened relief that pharmacists across the country recommended.

The tall-ship galleon sails across the iconic mug as the whistle theme plays. Classic aftershave for the modern man with old-school style.

Sunglasses, a striped tank top, and a beach boombox blasting the choice of a new generation. Pop the can and join the party.

The high school marching band leads the procession down Main Street. Small town pride amplified through brass and big bass drums.

Aviator shades and gelled hair show off the latest local promo cool. Stick around for what comes next on Channel 2.

Our schools will win as the green and white logo rolls into focus. Play for a buck and dream of millions while funding education.

Riders spin in painted teacups while parade music swells in the background. Seven days a week of fun beginning March 19th. The familiar park entrance and Mickey-shaped logo set the scene. Pack the kids in the station wagon and head for the happiest place. Crowds celebrate with arms in the air on a sunny Main Street USA. Make this the year your family finally takes the trip.

The signature white bottle promises zero percent redness in seconds flat. Gets the red out so your eyes look fresh as morning.

The thirtieth anniversary special spins onto a vintage television set. Three decades of Bay Area broadcasting wrapped in confetti and gold. Tuxedoed host introduces the sentimental retrospective with a polished smile. Memories, milestones, and Bay Area broadcast history. The shiny green and gold thirty rotates with celebratory streamers everywhere. A look back at the station that grew up with the Bay.

The big bold 8:00 Movie logo locks in for prime-time entertainment. Pop the popcorn and settle in for the feature presentation.

A scrolling cast list runs through this evening's leading players. Stars and supporting names you'll recognize from a hundred favorites.

The classy Coming Up bumper teases what's just ahead on the station. A graceful bridge between commercial break and continued programming. A glimpse of the next segment plays inside the elegant gold-bordered frame. Stay tuned, the best is yet to come.

Magic Kingdom castle glows in the Florida twilight beside that beloved Mickey logo. As big as imagination gets in Orlando this season.

Stacked rows of Coca-Cola Classic and Diet Coke twelve-packs fill the store display. Stock up the fridge before the weekend gets here.

Bright juice cans line up like marching soldiers in pure fruit-flavored glory. One hundred percent vitamin C in every cool refreshing sip.

The red dynamic ribbon logo glistens on cans of Classic and Diet Coke. The real thing waiting in the cooler for thirsty fans.

A confident young woman strides through the mall in her smart new outfit. Open, open, open with weekend savings on every department. Shopping bags swing from her arm as she heads toward the next storefront. Affordable fashion that fit the family budget perfectly. Cool sunset light sets the scene for a stylish weekend shopping spree. Shop today and look like a million tomorrow.

An overstuffed twelve-inch sub gets sliced down the middle while veggies tumble. Fewer than three hundred calories with salsa or guacamole. For serious fajita eaters the new sandwich packs zesty south-of-the-border flair. Fresh ingredients piled high on baked-daily bread.

Teenagers pile into the back of a pickup with cans hoisted high. The choice of a new generation cracking open another summer evening.

Bold black bottle with the signature gold cap rotates against a brick backdrop. Kills germs that cause plaque and gives breath a kick that lingers.

A young couple shares a tender kiss while leaning against a vintage convertible. Confident protection that let her live her best weekend.

A teen with a glowing pizza box at the curb beside a candy-colored sedan. Thirty minutes or less, hot delivery guaranteed.

A fresh-from-the-factory sedan gleams in showroom spotlights. The Heartbeat of America rolling out the year's hottest new models.

A skier wipes out spectacularly on the slopes during the iconic open. The thrill of victory and the agony of defeat in one freeze-frame. An NFL receiver gets hauled down on the painted polaroid sports collage. Saturday afternoon sports television at its finest.

The galactic command bridge fires up its instruments for another mission to deep space. Animated sci-fi heroics for the after-school cartoon block. An explosion of fire engulfs the screen as the bad guys make their move. Saturday morning space justice for the eighties cartoon generation. Zachary Foxx and the four heroes pose in classic frontier-western style. Rangers of the new frontier fighting villains across the galaxy. The Rangers step into the implant chamber for a power-up sequence. Cybernetic enhancement bringing each hero to peak performance. Series 5 implant glow ignites another action-packed transformation. Get ready to ride at the speed of light. The shining Galaxy Rangers badge spins center-screen with full intergalactic authority. The official insignia of frontier-space lawkeepers.

A wide-eyed kid grins as he loads up the playset for another adventure. Action figures bringing the cartoon home for the bedroom carpet. The towering villain stronghold playset stacks high above the bed. Good guys, bad guys, and a million ways to play. A Ranger figure speeds across the hardwood floor on his rolling combat steed. Sound-firing accessories pulled straight from the Saturday morning lineup. Cowboy hat, cybernetic gear, and laser pistol drawn on a desert backdrop. Frontier sci-fi packaged as the year's coolest action figure.

The badge spins back into place for another commercial cliff-hanger break. Stay tuned, the Galaxy Rangers will return after these messages.

Vehicle modules snap together in dazzling combinations on the rocky alien plain. Build your own battle force with mix-and-match Legion firepower. A smiling kid configures his command rover for another deep-space mission. Dozens of combinations from one revolutionary toy line. The official Legions of Power logo locks down with the Tonka stamp. The toy that turned imagination into the next great adventure.

A chunky robot tumbles into the room while the kids squeal with delight. Hugs, snuggles, and a big surprise from Kenner's plush playmates. A magical storybook landscape with hidden Hugga friends tucked among the leaves. Step inside the world where every hug counts. Two girls pour over the carriage scene with their plush companions. Storybook playtime that doubled as a snuggle session.

A floppy-eared basset slumps next to the toy wagon full of plush rescues. Pound Puppies for kids who wanted every shelter dog adopted.

The whole gang hangs out at the playhouse caboose for a mid-morning singalong. Friendship rules at the Get Along Gang clubhouse.

A misty fantasy forest sets the stage for the next plush adventure. Imagination unlocked one hug at a time.

A coconut-and-chocolate confection gets unwrapped in close-up sweetness. Sometimes you feel like a nut, sometimes you don't.

The gleaming badge spins with full frontier-justice authority. Tune in tomorrow for another galactic adventure.

A boxy little game-tutor with bright function buttons takes center stage. Programmable fun from the home of ColecoVision.

The animate, save, draw, and erase keys glow on the colorful keyboard. Creative computing made simple for the whole family. A Mondrian-painted wall behind a kid showing off the latest software. Batteries not included but creativity definitely is.

A juicy plate of golden bite-sized nuggets steams up to the camera. Crisp outside, tender inside, and dunked in honey-mustard heaven.

The shimmering pastel ball gown floats around Barbie's flowing hair. Every little girl's dream packaged in the iconic pink box. Neon stage lights bathe Barbie in disco-glamour pinks and blues. Tonight she's the star of her own dazzling party.

A glittery pony sparkles inside the kaleidoscope-bright neon stable. Hasbro's pastel parade for every preschool fan.

A toddler-sized devil costume glows under blacklight at the costume shop. Little ones decked out for the spookiest night of the year. A ghostly trick-or-treater drifts through a fog-machine kitchen. Boos and bites for the eighties Halloween shindig.

Three-D glasses available for one dollar each at your local Fotomat booth. Classic horror cinema rendered in eye-popping anaglyph.

A grizzled cowboy reluctantly takes his first bite of the honey-glazed oats. Even the toughest hombres can't resist that golden buzz. The rancher's wife smirks knowingly while her cowboy digs into a second bowl. It's a honey of an O once you give it a try. The little Cheerios bee buzzes onto screen with the iconic yellow box. Sweet, crunchy, and perfectly buzzworthy in every spoonful.

Battle-suited heroes power-up with their interchangeable weapons systems. Power Xtreme heroics for the after-school cartoon crowd.

Stone-form warriors slowly reveal their hidden robot identities on a craggy battlefield. Powerful living rocks ready for action.

A weary husband sinks into his easy chair and reaches for the newspaper. Comfort that started at the soles of your feet. Beloved leather loafers kick up onto the ottoman for some well-earned downtime. Casual comfort that never went out of style. The signature basset hound mascot lounges beside a freshly-polished pair of shoes. Comfort with a wag of the tail to seal the deal.

A picture-perfect California vineyard glows under the late afternoon sun. The wine that tasted like a Sunday drive through the valley.

Big bouncy curls swing across the screen in a glorious slow-motion shake. Down-under volume for hair that wouldn't quit.

The yarn-haired darlings pose for the official adoption brochure shot. Each sold separately, but every one comes with a name and a story.

A brother and sister share a smiling spoonful at the breakfast table. Wholesome morning fun with the most lovable cereal mascot.

Two pals trade a knowing glance with redness-free eyes. Get the red out and look your best in seconds flat.

A boy and girl race into the kitchen with appetites for adventure. Crunchy graham cereal squares the whole family loved.

An armored figure twirls his shoulder cannon for the action toy reveal. Illusion is the ultimate weapon and the heroes never reveal their faces. A kid grips the controls and powers up his M.A.S.K. transforming vehicle. Mobile Armored Strike Kommand bringing pure action to playtime.

The trademark badge gleams during another late-cartoon promo break. The frontier of space awaits your return.

Animated metal-clad heroes streak across deep space with wings spread wide. Partly metal, partly real, all the action you can handle. Steelheart and the team line up for a group shot before the big mission. Today at three-thirty for the next galactic adventure. Mon-Star looms over the screen with that signature villain leer. Today at three-thirty for the showdown of the century.

Slimer crashes through a jungle scene to swipe a bowl of his namesake cereal. Marshmallow ghosts and frosted oats for breakfast. The animated Slimer character grins beside the open box of crunchy proton goodness. Spooky breakfast fun in every haunted bowl.

A pile of golden banana-shaped flakes spills out of the box in slow motion. Tony the Tiger says they're greaaat with a tropical twist.

An animated kitchen scene plays out the latest console adventure. Eight-bit gaming graphics that left the competition behind.

Lava-rock terrain steams under the boots of the Power Xtreme heroes. Action figures with snap-on weapon systems and big imagination.

A craggy boulder cracks open to reveal the warrior hidden inside. Powerful living rocks ready to battle for the good of all.

A kid digs into a snap-crackle-pop bowl with morning excitement. Snap, Crackle, and Pop dancing on the breakfast table once again.

The Peanuts gang gathers around the Sunday paper for another holiday special. Charles Schulz's beloved kids back on prime-time television. A starfield deep-space backdrop cues up the next animated adventure. Prime-time Peanuts magic that became a family tradition.

Kids show off their three-ring Velcro-flap notebooks for back-to-school pride. The folder system that organized every fifth grader in America.

A girl swings her ankle counter around the schoolyard with a giant grin. Hop, jump, and skip your way to the highest score.

A dust mop glides across freshly polished living-room hardwood. The shine-restoring secret weapon of every neat-as-a-pin household.

The cartoon Cheerios racetrack delivers a giant honey-glazed flag drop. The buzz that made breakfast a sweet finish line.

A bewhiskered Quaker mascot beams beside a steaming bowl of warm oatmeal. Hearty breakfast tradition in every spoonful.

A pearl-colored designer telephone perches on the bedside vanity. Glamorous communication for the modern fashion-forward home.

The Captain himself hoists his cap above the Free The Cap'n promotion. Crunchy berry-sweet adventure on every box. Jean LaFoote sneers from the corner with another scheme up his sleeve. The mustachioed pirate forever after the Captain's stash.